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Before I begin, I want you all to know
that Sarah has instructed me: -
not to be witty;
not to be humorous;
and not to be intellectual.
In fact she said, “Just be yourself”.
Sarah has also asked me to check that my instructions on how to get here were accurate and that everyone has managed to find their way here tonight……so if I could just check by asking, “All those not yet here, please raise your left hand”. Thank you.
I can’t tell you how good it feels to be standing here now on this special occasion. I’m so glad I cancelled that dental appointment to be here.
I suppose that some of you might be wandering why I called you all here today. Well, it’s because you were all hand picked ….you are all very special to us……today wouldn’t be the same without you.
In terms of long marriages, you both have some good role models here today. Just try to avoid what happened to one married couple we know. They told us that the first part of their marriage was very happy. But then, on the way back from the chupa……
That’s all folks. My speech is over other
than to give you this definition of marriage: -
“Marriage is when a woman asks a man to remove his pyjamas …. because she wants to put them into the washing machine”
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